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Running for the Presidential Elections 2008


After some speculation, the Spanish-born political scientist Alejandro A. Guerrero announced his candidacy for the 2008 elections.

FIRST 100-DAYS MEASURES
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1) The Congress façade will be painted in Orange

2) "No Squirrel Left Behind" Act. Every squirrel deserves a nut

3) Trans-fat will be inoculated on green peas, to make them tastier

4) Abolition of Fahrenheit system and the ounces system. Those systems will be replaced by: "Warmer" /"colder" or "a lot" / "a bit", respectively

5) More cookies in every office.

6) Abolition of Starbucks. Traditional European cafés will be built across the nation. Minimum time in every café: 30 mins.

7) Green measures: abolition of paper glasses for coffee. Porcelain cups will be used, instead, just like in the rest-of-the-world.

8) Siesta time compulsory from 2.30 to 3.15. A glass of milk and a cookie may be consumed previous to this.

9) Wages will be indexed with the tidal cycle of the seas.

10) Fox will be nationalized and substituted by Youtube.

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3 Responses to “Running for the Presidential Elections 2008”

  1. # Blogger El juegologo!

    Por fin un político que no tiene miedo a la palabra "nacionalizar"

    ¡Tendrás mi voto!  

  2. # Anonymous YO

    ALEX FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!

    A ver si en el presupuesto te queda algo para que monte un par de explotaciones ecologicas para embutidos de pata negra.  

  3. # Anonymous Javi U

    Muy bueno Alex! Apoyo la nuez para las ardillas... DC tiene mas ardillas que gente, asi que ellas son las dueñas de la ciudad

    Abrazos!

    Javi U  

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