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¿Google es Dios?

Al parecer, para mucha gente Google es Dios. Y ya no en sentido figurado: como lo sabe todo, le dirigen sus preguntas (plegarias) a Él, en espera de una respuesta que les ilumine.

Llevo días examinando las estadísticas de visitas de varios blogs. En ellas se suele especificar de qué página proviene ('came from') y si era de google, con qué pregunta (query) llegó a ti. Esto es antropológicamente digno de estudio, porque me da a mi que hay dos tipos de usuario de google:

  • El Creyente: Accede a Google como su abuela iba a la iglesia. Y le hace preguntas: "cómo preparar un pollo asado?", "donde conseguir billetes baratos?". Generalmente alguien habrá escrito un artículo al respecto, porque si algo bueno tiene el periodismo es que al titular, se pone en la mente del lector bastante (a diferencia de los blogs, que suelen ser más auto-pajas mentales). En todo caso, devoto y creyente pregunta a la gran boca que todo lo sabe y Google le suele contestar, generalmente con cientos de respuestas bastante aproximadas.
  • El Keyword: lleva demasiado tiempo en la red y ya empieza a pensar (y lo que es peor, a hablar) en conceptos, en lugar de en frases bien construidas. Si se encuentra en un apuro y no sabe atarse el nudo de la corbata, tecleará "atar nudo corbata", y buscará los primeros 10-15 resultados para comprobar si hay alguno mejor debajo de los primeros (nunca se fia del todo de Google). Se le reconoce porque ya se ha buscado a sí mismo, y varias veces, en Google.

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  1. # Anonymous jmv

    Tan solo con haber vivido el bajo nivel cultural medio de la España de hace 30 años, y España no era de lo peor, se comprende que el número de creyentes ha de ser necesariamente muy elevado. Porque Google resulta ser algo parecido a una revolución cultural. Si la Internet es la biblioteca de Alejandría millones de veces multiplicada, Google es para ellos un índice sencillo de la enorme biblioteca. Y pone al alcance de personas con poca formación unos conocimientos que hasta hace poco ni hubieran soñado en alcanzar. ¿No es como Dios?
    Have a nice day.  

  2. # Anonymous Anonymous

    Pues para mi es lo más cercano a Dios. Será porque soy ateo. :)  

  3. # Anonymous jmv

    Definirse ateo supone un compromiso parecido al de hacerlo como católico, protestante o musulmán ¿no? La ciencia parece ser agnóstica y no es capaz de confirmar que la vida sea 'una aventura química sin sentido' como se interrogaba en una ocasión mi admirado Manuel Vicent. :)  

  4. # Anonymous Anonymous

    y rizando el rizo escribes en google: "que busca la gente en google" y alguien se preguntó lo mismo que tú hace unos quince dias
    http://www.elblogsinnombre.com/?p=339  

  5. # Anonymous Anonymous

    en junio de 2001 nació el Zeitgeist de Google.

    http://www.tiempo-naranja.org/revista/article.php3?id_article=2  

  6. # Anonymous Augusto

    Creo observar una gran diferencia entre el dios Google y el DIOS TODOPODEROSO ONMIPOTENTE, al menos el Google te contesta y muy rapido por cierto, te deja al libre albedrio tus opiniones y no te juzga sin conocerte..el otro Dios, nunca responde, tenemos a sus devotos diciendonos que es lo que se supone que deberia responder y sus lideres nos juzgan por nuestras acciones... Ante ello, prefiero el templo de mi ordenador que el de los de los demas Dioses... Larga vida a Google!! Ah! y soy agnostico anticristiano -no anti Jesus- jejeje.  

  7. # Anonymous Anonymous

    alex... que en penses de la portada de la revista times que diu que el protagonista de l'any és "tu"?  

  8. # Blogger Alex Guerrero

    Penso que van amb 2 anys de retard, Xavi. :)

    ¿No?

    I no sé fins a quin punt som protagonistes, si som tants publicant la nostra ego-visió que al cap i a la fi fem més que els lectors que tenim. La "il.lusió" d'accedir al gran públic només es aixó, una il.lusió. Lo difícil no es publicar algo que sigui famós al youtube o la blogosfera. Lo difícil es quedar-s'hi.  

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